A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks THE question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again"?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not"!
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married"?
HUSBAND: "Of course I do".
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry"?
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay. I'd get married again".
WIFE: "You would"? (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house"?
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house".
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed"?
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep"?
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car"?
HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almost new".
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers"?
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do".
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery"?
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own".
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you"?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times".
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs"?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed".
WIFE: --------Silence---------------
HUSBAND: "Sh * t".